so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Gods Slained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5162
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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