BoomerBlockerZ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	845	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mines Excavated:	4893	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	102	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2413	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ores Mined:	1921

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Emeralds Found:	3673

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1418	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Towns Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.