yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runes Activated: 6 Crops Grown: 5237
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

    Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

    2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

    3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

    4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

    So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

    MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

    So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

    ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

    Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • VuhledarDefenseCraft

    VuhledarDefenseCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

    Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 442 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FurnitureFiascoCraft

    FurnitureFiascoCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

    Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineCraftyExcuse

    MineCraftyExcuse
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

    Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures
    Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

    Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

    GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428
    Chimeras Created: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SmileCraft – The Happy Server

    SmileCraft – The Happy Server
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ores Mined: 7443

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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