yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Dragons Tamed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DoggoDramaServer

    DoggoDramaServer
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

    Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

    HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6155 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

    SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Emeralds Found: 5569
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 101 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 New Chunks Explored: 820719

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia SMP Overview

    Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Features
    Proximity voice chat
    Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
    Small content updates
    QoL mods like Jade and JEI

    Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
    How many players are usually online? There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
    Are there community-driven events? Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
    Can I join solo or with a small group? Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 3839

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

    Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

    Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert
    Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone
    Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

    YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight
    lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 2414 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 320622 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

    Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

    Feature Description
    Chaos A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
    Server IP artemis.rip
    Minecraft Version 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
    Online Server Map Available
    Full Server Backups Includes full rollback support
    Anti-Cheat Includes anti-xray

    Technical Hardware Information:

    Detail Description
    Location Kansas City, MO, USA
    Internet Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
    Specs Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

    Apply for Season 4:

    Apply Here

    For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

    We look forward to having you on the server!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

    A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

    Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

    A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

    Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

    A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

    Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

    A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

    Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

    On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

    Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

    Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrotherlyBlunderMC

    BrotherlyBlunderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

    But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8589 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FavFactMinecraftSMP

    FavFactMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockBashCraft

    BlockBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crops Grown: 9184

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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