yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Gods Slained: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Void Armor Forged: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Paper Quit Science Craft

    Paper Quit Science Craft
    yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

    we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

    join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

    RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

    RLFactions Server Overview

    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Features Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
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    FAQ

    Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

    A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

    Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

    A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

    Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

    A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

    Born in Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

    Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

    Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3239 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

    UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets
    haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

    Metal Man vs Plastic Woman
    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

    Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 New Chunks Explored: 410874

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

    Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Description
    Survival 2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Claim a free plot and build within reason
    Lifesteal NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

    Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

    2. Will the survival server ever reset?

    No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

    3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

    Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

    4. How can I join the server and community?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Animals Bred: 125
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8658 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

    Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

    In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

    Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoRideNoWorkMC

    NoRideNoWorkMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

    AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP
    Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 175 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ’94CraftNoMore24

    ’94CraftNoMore24
    Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

    Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

    But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

    Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks
    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

    imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

    but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8805 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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