So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Villages Defended: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mines Excavated: 1661
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 152 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    • Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
    • Focused on a tight-knit community

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 389
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Potions Brewed: 152
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 158
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1611 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9268
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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