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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
