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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 358 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
