Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Zombie Dances: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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