Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Potions Brewed: 199

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RulebreakerCraft

    RulebreakerCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to follow the unwritten rule of always wearing a pumpkin on your head while mining diamonds! Legend has it that the diamond ores are actually scared of pumpkins and will jump right into your inventory to avoid them. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who only appears when players successfully build a house made entirely of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face his explosive wrath? Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SkyCraft Minecraft Server

    SkyCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCOVIDKremlin

    CraftyCOVIDKremlin
    So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Block-Opioid Side Effects

    Block-Opioid Side Effects
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Villages Defended: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2+ years
    Events Events and polls
    Whitelist Whitelist + Application
    Community Active community and staff
    Features In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    Lore Lore
    Java Version Java v1.19.3
    Custom Custom origins and beliefs

    Join us on Discord for more info!

    FAQs

    1. How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

    2. What kind of events are held on the server?

    We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

    3. Can I use mods on the server?

    We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

    4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

    Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    Arab Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

    Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

    – We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

    – Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

    – Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

    StepdadWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

    Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

    So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9756 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Skillz4Blocks

    Skillz4Blocks
    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

    imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

    so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

    Tipsy Pixel Party
    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6096
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

    Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

    So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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