Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Magic Items Found: 8748
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

    Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

    Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

    QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCashCo

    CraftyCashCo
    Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DragonToothDefenseMC

    DragonToothDefenseMC
    yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6598
    Dimension Hops: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Animals Bred: 146 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 56 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • JavaCraftyLandscapes

    JavaCraftyLandscapes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

    Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magic Items Found: 2746
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

    LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP
    So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CringeCraft

    CringeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

    Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

    Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2900 Farms Harvested: 633
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 309 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

    Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BabyBlockersMC

    BabyBlockersMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

    Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 8208 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

    Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

    Then you have found the place where this can be done!

    Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

    Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

    On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

    Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

    For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

    Are you playing alone?

    For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

    The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

    Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mines Excavated: 1467
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9431 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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