Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Battlefront1800

    Battlefront1800
    come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP
    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

    DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

    Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Magic Items Found: 5124

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6064 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 287 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ores Mined: 9449 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8691 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Potions Brewed: 166 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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