Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7468
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

    All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

    The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dimension Hops: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ores Mined: 882 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Mines Excavated: 2803

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 694
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9780

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6593 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2915 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Emeralds Found: 3822
    Crops Grown: 3193 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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