Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Dragons Tamed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Crops Grown: 6002 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1505

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 224
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Ores Mined: 9543 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 423

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CandyCraft

    CandyCraft

    Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ChickenCraft

    ChickenCraft

    A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WinterMC

    WinterMC

    WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

    IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

    For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Villages Defended: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Towns Built: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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