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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Meteorites Collected: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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