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Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Dragons Tamed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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