BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4474
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ores Mined:	7295	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	133
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	714867
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension Hops:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!