BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ores Mined:	1160
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4587
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7786	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	150	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Emeralds Found:	1958	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Items Found:	7856	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	128	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	590	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Enchantments Applied:	266
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.