BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Potions Brewed:	171	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Crops Grown:	9625	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	610

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3244

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.