BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	336
Ores Mined:	626	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9233	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	1065
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2802
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	76706
Dragon Eggs Found:	4640	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1441
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.