LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Towns Built: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Animals Bred: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crops Grown: 3433

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Gods Slained: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Animals Bred: 93
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Crops Grown: 1334 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Magic Items Found: 7768
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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