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NovaSky

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyLoveTips

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Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WarriorsOfTheBlock

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

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join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

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Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Travelers Reborn
Modpack	Modrinth
Current Players	10+
Main Features	Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What types of players are you looking for?	We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
What makes your server different?	Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
How can I join?	Join our Discord server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Emeralds Found:	5111	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25