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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Gods Slained: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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