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TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4544	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Gems Collected:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crops Grown:	2123	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8701	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	8232	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	213
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5188	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9047	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	409877	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	124	New Chunks Explored:	320408