New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3389
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Void Gems Collected: 14
Meteorites Collected: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

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  • Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

    Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6823
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 126 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3928 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

    our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

    join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

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  • I dont now Minecraft server

    I dont now Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2185
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

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  • Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

    Carnival Adventure 1.20.3
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1081
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

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  • Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6530
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dimension Hops: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

    On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

    Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

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  • MIL-Free Zone Craft

    MIL-Free Zone Craft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7256
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1743
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9676
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 621675 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 403 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4226
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8518
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2385
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6477
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5658
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1953 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7677
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Votes: 3601
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

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    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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  • Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3266
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

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    so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

    anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

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  • CraftyARFIDLand

    CraftyARFIDLand
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9164
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Farms Harvested: 995 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

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  • Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

    Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1715
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

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    haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

    we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

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