Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Gods Slained: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4452 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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