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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Zombie Dances: 9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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