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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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