come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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