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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Animals Bred: 181
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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