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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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