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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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