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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Holy Grails Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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