BlockyTurnOffs

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3943	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Crops Grown:	4969	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelsk school, arms production, controversy, education, Explosives, grenade components, GrenadeCraft, high school, international news, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, News, production, russia, russia news, Safety, school project, Server, Students, weapons

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

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join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

Adventure, AVOID, Brackets, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, java, Join, LGBTQ, Mature, MEGABASES, Minecraft, ocean monument, Player Shops, Players, Railroads, Server26, Small, smp, Square, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9910	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	5849
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	1058	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SibSquad Minecraft Server

adoption, car accident, children, custody, disagreement, Duty, family, financial support, foster care, Home ownership, insurance, Minecraft, parenting, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SETTLEMENT, Siblings, SibSquad, Support, Tragedy, trust fund

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9276
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

aita, Bridesmaids, children, civil married, Drama, family, flower girl, groomsmen, Kids, Meaningful, Niece, NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL, religious wedding, ring bearer, Rude, sister, spoiled, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9771

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CelebRageCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyElectionMCServ

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come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DonetskMissileMadness

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

Blame, fem, female gamers, FEMINIST, feminist gamers, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, online behavior, online gaming, online harassment, research, sexism, sexist incidents, social justice, study, unite, women gamers, Zone

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, lags, Large Online, mechanisms, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Plugins, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shulkers, spawn eggs, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Block Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	124	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4387	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	1980	Buildings Constructed:	42
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4