BlockyTouch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2114 – Get your Nikke on in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Union Raid, where you can team up with other players to take down powerful bosses, or the Co-Op: Land Eater event, where you’ll need to work together to survive against a horde of hungry zombies. And don’t forget about our 1.5th Anniversary celebration, coming soon with surprises that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen (and usually does)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KittyCraft: Where grief turns into crafting adventures! RIP Fluffy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the purr-fect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of cats who will keep you company as you build, mine, and explore.

Our server is so awesome that even my cat, who just passed away after 16 glorious years of meowing and knocking things off shelves, would have wanted you to join. She was a fierce warrior in the world of Minecraft, slaying creepers with her mighty paws and ruling over her kingdom of catnip with an iron paw.

So come on down to our server and pay tribute to my fallen feline friend by building a giant statue of her in the town square. And who knows, maybe you’ll even spot her ghostly form wandering the pixelated plains, still on the prowl for adventure. Join now and let the meow-tastic fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchantments Applied:	186

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Band Camp: ‘Hibike Euphonium Edition’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	8776

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BootyCraft: Where Butts and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you might just meet your future Minecraft BFF who will show you their pixelated booty – who knows if it’s actually theirs or if they just found it on the internet, but hey, we’re all about having a good time here!

So come on over and make some new friends, explore crazy builds, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3380	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6