BlockyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
New Chunks Explored:	655803	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	325503
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Alien Abductions:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5519	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4