BlockyRoads Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

Accept, aita, AroAce, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, closed mindset, CONSERVATIVE, Delivery, family, Fridge, grandkids, Guilt, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lgbt, normal, outdated views, parents, refusing, relationship, Respect, small town, Visit, work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and outdated views? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is accepted, no matter who they love or how they identify!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from close-mindedness and embrace a community that celebrates diversity. Build your dream world with your loved ones by your side, whether they’re your high school sweetheart or your best friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And hey, if your family ever needs a break from their closed mindset, they’re always welcome to join us too. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about acceptance and love.

So come on, leave the drama at the door and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and unconditional love. We can’t wait to welcome you with open arms (and open hearts)!

FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8433
Players Killed by Monsters:	471	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	5535	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	8222	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9747	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	272
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ores Mined:	9244
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	6188	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Farms Harvested:	445	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19