BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6277
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2105

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Magic Items Found:	6889	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Enchantments Applied:	81
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5