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🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2146
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7896	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Items Found:	1164

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7170	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	166	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	411	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Head Spin Fun

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are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

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Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	886
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3