so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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