BlockyPainGone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	157	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Votes:	4807
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Potions Brewed:	117	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3473	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Crops Grown:	4606
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

Analysis, Backlash, character design, Character development, criticism, Epic, Expectations, Fail, Failure, fan reception, Female lead, Final Fantasy, gaming industry, iconic, Legacy, Lightning, Lightnings, Marketing, Minecraft, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Square Enix, storytelling, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	2527
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6869
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Month, Motor, Motor sport, Ort.., ova, pastebin, Previous thread, Races, smp, snow edition, Snowy, Spreadsheet, Times, watch

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cheap, donation, GIF, Good, Jobs, Minecraft, Play, Players, RITEGRIEF, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

mc.ritegrief.pw

Single Payer Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Alien Byte’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Alien, AlienByte, Blockchain, Bytes, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital asset, early adopter, finance, high reward potential, high risk, Investment, limited supply, long-term growth, low market cap, Minecraft, potential gains, smp, Speculative, speculative investment, Technology, TOKEN, volatile market

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins hoard all the power? Well, look no further because our server is run by a dev who only holds 1.04% of the tokens! That’s right, you can join our wacky world where the players actually have a say in what goes down.

But you better act fast before we take off into the stratosphere! Rumor has it that our server is actually a spaceship in disguise, and once we reach a certain number of players, we’re blasting off to explore the galaxy. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us out there?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), come join us before it’s too late. And remember, don’t say we didn’t warn ya about missing out on the ride of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Emeralds Found:	5132
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds here, oh no. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with events that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for our special program, “A Storm of Falling Stars”, where you’ll be able to ride on shooting stars and battle mobs in the sky. Want to know more about our agents? We’ve got Agent Combat Intel reports on Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE will give you exclusive in-game items that will make your friends jealous. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because we’ve got everything from drawpiles to gacha simulators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Frosty Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	632
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like an action movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with laser beams! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and flying pig armies. Who will come out victorious? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping action of our Minecraft SMP!

The lock

Adventure, Bedwars, compete, crops, Custom Features, custom fishing, Economy, Enchantments, Endless fun, Explore, Kingdoms, Lukki Wars, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Nameplates, PvE, PvP, Seasons, Server, Survival, Thrive

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	3627	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Lukki, where survival meets adventure! Experience realistic seasons, custom fishing, crops, enchantments, and nameplates. Level up with MCMMO, battle leveled mobs in a non-PvP world, or join epic Lukki Wars with up to 16 players! Kingdoms vs Kingdoms and mini-games are coming soon. Explore, compete, and thrive in a world full of custom features and endless fun!

mc.lukki.fun:27500

Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Animals Bred:	146
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	869
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	8972
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Votes:	3834

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!