come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Gods Slained: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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