BlockyLoveExpressions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
New Chunks Explored:	454901	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	5935
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	549
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8635

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	284
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	1319
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Farms Harvested:	351
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	183	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6