BlockyLove | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1333
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6788
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.