BlockyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	485	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	353400	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
New Chunks Explored:	725017	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4980	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2