so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Alien Abductions: 5 Potions Brewed: 157

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6685
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 183 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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