so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Farms Harvested: 138 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 392 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Potions Brewed: 99 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9193 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8637

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 870 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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