so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
New Chunks Explored: 485800 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7897 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

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