so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Towns Built: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28

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