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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7158 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7726 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6831 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!
If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
